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The S Thing™ Clock

The S Thing™ Clock

The S Thing™

$50.00$25.00

A perfect tool to help you tell the time & learn The S Thing.  

Available in Black or White
Sweeping second hand
Silent

Battery included. We got you! 

 

 

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THE BEST WAY TO LEARN THE S,
TELL THE TIME
& BE F'KN COOL OK


*Available in Black or Betty White
*Sweeping second hand which is sooooo silent
*Battery included. We got you homie!

I TOOK THESE PICTURES AT IKEA!! (FOR FREEEEEE) 

I JUST WENT TO ALL THE ROOM SETTINGS AND REPLACED THEIR CLOCKS WITH OUR CLOCKS. 

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 

Literally the coolest clock ever.

@wokefake

Super crisp design and quiet mechanism. Clever & classy. Makes me happy every time I look at it.

I'm now the office cool guy!

@admarmayzo

I picked this up on sale $25 including shipping! I'm now the office coolguy!!  

I take it with me everywhere 

@prefuk_

I take it with me everywhere ...to tell the time. 

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The S Thing™ Clock

The S Thing™ Clock

The S Thing™

$50.00$25.00

A perfect tool to help you tell the time & learn The S Thing.  

Available in Black or White
Sweeping second hand
Silent

Battery included. We got you! 

 

 

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